geek inc

all i want...
is a mortgage.
is that too much to ask?
i mean really?
i currently pay over 1000 dollars just to live
(you have to understand that where i live, that is not cheap
to be renting an apartment)
but all i am asking for is a mortgage
that would require a payment of
450 a month...
bloody hell...
i am currently paying twice that amount
with money left over...

oh...
and i am considering writing a screenplay
with this plot...
35 year old married mother of two
goes crazy
after years of frustration and irritation and bitterness
and hatred at having to rent and not own her own home
and finally snaps
and places all blame fully on the shoulders of
ms mcgregor
(totally fictional of course)
the bitch at the collection agency
who refused to take any money for about six months
causing her husband to have a dreaded I-9
on his credit report
WHICH IS ALL THAT IS PREVENTING THEM FROM A GETTING A MORTGAGE
grrrr...
so...
what do you think?
will it sell?
cause if it does
THEN MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL LET ME BUY A PUTRID STINKING ROTTEN HOUSE
heehee...
ok...
i'm off to nurse my bitterness
with a cold shot of diet coke
and a handful of tylenol...the ultra-tylenol
bahahaha