uh..yeah...i think you missed the point...

dear kraft canada people who make
kraft dinner which my kids all like
and its quick and easy and cheap
and whom i generally don't have a problem with...

when i sent you an email the other day
to complain
politely
about the microwave directions NOT being on the box
and having to LOOK UP ON THE INTERNET for the directions
what i was complaining about was the idiocy and irritation
of HAVING TO LOOK ON THE INTERNET FOR THE DIRECTIONS
when they have been on the side of the box for so long now...
so long really, that i know i should know them
but that
is beside my point....

my point is
put the effing directions on the box and don't assume i have internet
and don't assume i have time to look on the internet
and don't say well just cook it on the stove then
cause that would be yet another assumption
(and i currently don't have a stove..so there you go)

so...sending me the directions by email
was so
not
what i was looking for...
what i really wanted was confirmation
that i
am right
and you
are wrong.

so...thanks for a great product
but never assume we know how to make it
some of us out here have tried to boil french fries
cause
thats how we thought you deep fried them
have a nice day.