i had big ideas...

this morning
for the many things
i could blog about today
so many
in fact
that i kept having to say to myself
"self...pace yourself"
"self...you can't give it all away in one day"

and damn it
now i forget
everything
brilliant
i was going to say...

i did do up a new resume today
because i saw a job posted
that i would sort of... somewhat...
well...really...
would give my eye teeth for
(what exactly are your eyeteeth? are they your wisdom teeth? cause if they are
i would definately give them away as i had to get one pulled out when i was seven
months pregnant and that bastard must of broke because, now, 6 years later i have
this one little bastardized chip that keeps painfully working itself up to the surface...)
what was i saying?

oh yeah
new resume
which got me thinking about all the odd ball jobs i had...
the one where i got to ride the elephant thru the drive-thru...
the one where i got to be a studio photographer and
that one crazy guy refused to get the left side of his body in the picture...
the time i got the book cart stuck at the bottom of the escalator
and couldn't move and ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CAME TO MY ASSISTANCE
AS I SWEATED AND JERKED AND HEAVED AND HELD UP THE WHOLE
ESCALATOR LINE....
hmmm..
i feel better now

so yeah...
heres hoping i get the job
although you have to be EI eligible
which i am not...

effing ei eligible...

effing wisdom teeth...